With a newfound philosophy of “VET VET VET,” I had fewer but way better matches. They’re so communicative with each other and with me. We slept together that first night, and I’ve been seeing them ever since.Prospective unicorns, take your time finding hot couples. It’s the most loving and honest relationship I’ve ever been in, even if I’m still struggling for words to describe it. We’re not poly—I’m the only side girl they see, although that’s just their practice and not a rule.(Couples in the know keep an eye out for that little emoji, which tells them that this woman is game for threesome sex). We, however, didn’t make it past two rounds before acknowledging that there might be something special here.Maybe because there are way more users on Tinder, maybe because it’s easier to vet those who know your Facebook friends or friends-of-friends, or maybe because Tinder is less anonymous so people are on better behavior (it’s harder to be an asshole when your name and Facebook pictures are attached to your profile)—who knows, but the quality of people I met was so much higher. They’re both gorgeous, witty, big-hearted, and kind.To some idiot I met at a party a few weeks back, a unicorn is a "not insanely expensive" apartment in Brooklyn.But in this month when sex and love are on the brain (and the calendar), let us focus on the sexually positive, socially progressive, and wildly fun other type of unicorn: the person who sleeps with couples.We’re allowed to see other people (or couples), although since we’ve settled into our thing, I haven’t been on the lookout for threesomes with other people, just regular old twosome sex. Over late-night dinner at Katsuya in Miami Beach, while she went to the bathroom, B told me that he’s going to ask P to marry him.
Your twenties are a whirlwind decade—lots of roommates, bad jobs, bad sex.But I just wanted to roll around with an attractive couple for one night, tops.I started to feel a bit like a pervert participating in this app, and my weird gut feeling rang true as I set up two dates.They have each other; they fit into each other’s big plans.
I mostly fit into their weekend plans, and I’m fine with that.The first couple bailed on me 25 minutes before we were supposed to get drinks.